"Eh Randy, little bit too green over here for my liking, eh?"
"Yeah, its washing me out something fierce. This time of year is sooo trying, I mean just look at my tailfeathers! Bob, you big stud-fowl (snicker), wanna plume out, make sure nobody forgets we're here?"
"No way man, attracts wayyyy too many chicks dude. Betty Loo from next plantation over is STILL in my coop this morning. I've really gotta lay off that fermented corn feed stash by the way...getting to be more trouble than its worth. She is soo brown and gray all over, I can't believe I didn't notice!"
"Graingoggles, my man."